Studded Glass

    This is one of the hottest sequences of Phoenix Marie.  It's in the opening...let's say it's in the beginning of this clip.

    Check out the glass toy she uses and the dense glass ribbing striating the whole length of the curved cylinder.  It makes me want to get one...wait two; one for Linha, one for me.  That kind of agitation takes it out of you, I bet.

She Kicks "La Flaca" Out of Me With Those Legs...

     Does "El Gordo" refer to her co-host or my 'Vergara?'

Satellites estimate her legs are six miles long!

So everyday the sixteen hundred hour on +univision features one of the most withering sights on all of television: Lili Estefan and, specifically but not exclusively, her legs, which could only have been sculpted personally by God himself.      She's a star, no, a supernova from her atmosphere down to the molten core.

This is a YouTube video exhibiting her propensity to periodically remind everyone why we're here and what it is we're ultimately after....to slide your fu==which is more than welcomed!!

I couldn't touch her like that...not in public, at least...not on TV, for sure.  Too much respect.